Fantasy

I’m obsessed with zombie stories. Truly.
    If I ever woke up in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, I was fairly certain I’d be just fine.
    As in, I’d survive. As a human, obviously.
    That was the plan, anyway…
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    >em>Um... just wondering, but do I look like a zombie to you?>/em>
    “Grr... grrr grrrk?”
    The machete guy gave his weapon a quick shake and narrowed his eyes at me.
    “This one’s pretty chatty.”
    Right. So much for that plan.
    Who the hell expects to reincarnate as a zombie?
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