Adult

There once was a very popular question on the internet:
    If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?
    And someone on the internet had famously responded:
    First, give your bros a good time!
    Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!
    But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it!
    Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.