Yaoi

One day, the stuntman found that acquaintances and unfamiliar people were looking for him through various channels. Even someone from a certain department of the country came—
    Team Leader of an abilities group: Comrade Jian Hua, on behalf of the nation, I want to tell you about a newly discovered world secret.
    Protagonist: What?
    Team Leader of an abilities group: In fact, our world is a book.
    Protagonist: WTF?
    Team Leader of an abilities group: And you will be the last villain of the seven volume novel series.
    Protagonist: …
    See title for the protagonist’s mood.
    Book Character A: You and I are good childhood friends. Shouldn’t I be the white moonlight in your heart?
    Protagonist: …
    Book Character B: I treated you kindly, so shouldn’t you trust me completely?
    Protagonist: …
    Book Character C: I’m so considerate while busy. As good friends, shouldn’t we be rolling around on first base?
    Protagonist: …
    See title for the protagonist’s mood.