Chapter 14: Pasting $$$, Using the Harem God Card
Now he was sure—the Copy and Paste function worked on living beings. His body was walking proof. But that made him wonder... what about the rest? The real cheat. The bread and butter.
"System," he said, stretching lazily, rolling his shoulder with that new gym-bro looseness. "Do I need actual cash to copy and paste my money or...?"
[Ding! Host can only Copy and Paste money that exists in physical cash or funds available on the Limitless Card.]
Jayden nodded slowly, eyes narrowing as the logic clicked into place.
"Good," he muttered. "It'd raise way too many damn questions if my bank account suddenly 10x'd without a deposit. I'd have the IRS or some alphabet agency parked outside with snipers in a week."
But cash? That was safe. And the Limitless Card? That thing was basically a ghost. Untraceable. Infinite. The kind of black card that didn't just whisper luxury—it whispered dangerously untouchable. No one would ever know what it held. Not the government. Not the banks. Not even him unless he asked.
[Ding! Daily Workout Mission Started.]
[Rewards: +5 stats per week!]
[Note: Bonus stats will be granted freely for the next three months only.]
"Right... the workout thing," he said with a small laugh, rubbing his stomach like he was already proud of it. "This is exactly why I wanted to cheat first. Get the body that can get real results during the training, then let the stats come in smooth. Efficient cheating. Almost moral."
Truth was—it did feel like cheating the universe. But fuck it. The universe cheated him first.