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Careful What You Think, Pervert! (My Dirty Thoughts Became Real)
Careful What You Think, Pervert! (My Dirty Thoughts Became Real)
Haruma Kazuki is a cursed (or maybe just deeply unfortunate) high school student whose lewd, panicked, or absurd thoughts literally manifest in reality — especially when he tries not to think about them. The more he denies or avoids feelings, the more chaotic and trope-heavy the consequences.
Latest chapters
- Chapter 44: “If the Girl in My Head Gives Me an Ultimatum, Can I Choose the Cake?”
- Chapter 43: “My Brain Made a Girlfriend Out of Guilt and Now She’s Mad at Me.”
- Chapter 42: “If My Childhood Diary is the Final Boss, Please Let It Be Illiterate.”
- Chapter 41: “There’s a Door in My Mind, and Someone Else Just Opened It.”
- Chapter 40: “Project ARIEL, Version 37, and the Timeline Where I Died in a Closet.”
Chapter List
- Chapter 1: I Just Thought About Her Boobs. That’s All I Did.
- Chapter 2: She’s in My Bathroom. Why Is She in My Bathroom?!
- Chapter 3: The Class Rep Made Me Lunch and Now I’m Scared to Open It
- Chapter 4: I Accidentally Unlocked the Sensei Route and I Can’t Save-Scum
- Chapter 5: Please Do Not Roleplay Nurse in My Living Room
- Chapter 6: Character Stat Sheet, or: Everyone Around Me is Overpowered Except Me
- Chapter 7: I Accidentally Unlocked a New Route While Buying Yogurt
- Chapter 8: A Normal Study Session, Except It’s Definitely Not
- Chapter 9: I Gave Her a Compliment and She Tried to Uninstall Her Feelings
- Chapter 10: I Thought a Simple School Trip Would Be Safe. That Was My First Mistake.
- Chapter 11: The Hot Spring Was Inevitable, Apparently
- Chapter 12: If I Don’t Say It Out Loud, It’s Not a Flag, Right?
- Chapter 13: I Thought the Forest Was Safe, Then Sensei Packed Matching Swimsuits
- Chapter 14: I Tried to Reject the Narrative and Now I’m in a Love Polygon
- Chapter 15: Everyone Is Being Normal and That’s the Most Terrifying Thing That’s Happened Yet
- Chapter 16: I Tried to Pick a Girl and the Story Picked Chaos Instead
- Chapter 17: The Maid Café Is a Battlefield and I’m Losing at Every Table
- Chapter 18: The Confession Deadline Is Coming and I’m the Only One Without a Script
- Chapter 19: Why Is There a Valentine’s Arc in October?!
- Chapter 20: Please Stop Becoming Romantic, Brain.
- Chapter 21: A Beach Episode Should Not Be This Existential
- Chapter 22: Post-Beach Tension Syndrome Is Real and I’m Dying
- Chapter 23: “If You’re Not Choosing, Then Stop Looking at Me Like That.”
- Chapter 24: You Always Come Back to Me, But You Never Stay.”
- Chapter 25: “We Are Now Trapped in the Most Cliché Setup Possible, and My Life Is Over.”
- Chapter 26: “Aya Isn’t Smiling Anymore.”
- Chapter 27: “The Apartment Is Too Quiet Without You.”
- Chapter 28: “You Don’t Get to Be Gentle With Me Anymore.”
- Chapter 29: “I’m the Guy She Used to Like, Nice to Meet You.”
- Chapter 30: “The Apartment Was Never Yours.”
- Chapter 31: “Let’s Talk About Your Brain, Kazuki-kun.”
- Chapter 32: “Welcome to Camp Don’t Think Weird Things.”
- Chapter 33: “This Is Why We Don’t Let Teenagers Manifest Trauma.”
- Chapter 34: “You Took the Wrong Person Away.”
- Chapter 35: “I’m Here to Rescue You (But You’ve Already Escaped, Haven’t You?)”
- Chapter 36: “Reintegration Report: The Subject Brought Snacks and Chaos.”
- Chapter 37: “Professional Conduct, Chaos, and the Girl I Don’t Remember Remembering.”
- Chapter 38: “You’re Not Supposed to Remember Her, So Let’s Immediately Investigate Why.”
- Chapter 39: “The Archive, the Forest, and the Girl Who Wasn’t Supposed to Exist.”
- Chapter 40: “Project ARIEL, Version 37, and the Timeline Where I Died in a Closet.”
- Chapter 41: “There’s a Door in My Mind, and Someone Else Just Opened It.”
- Chapter 42: “If My Childhood Diary is the Final Boss, Please Let It Be Illiterate.”
- Chapter 43: “My Brain Made a Girlfriend Out of Guilt and Now She’s Mad at Me.”
- Chapter 44: “If the Girl in My Head Gives Me an Ultimatum, Can I Choose the Cake?”