Romance

“Is this man not going to divorce me? Why does he still ask me to warm the bed every night?”
    A certain man said this was due to the winter being too cold. However, when summer finally arrived, she still needed to warm the bed, thus a certain girl could not take it anymore:
    “I want a divorce!”
    A certain man only smiled wantonly and said, “Divorce? Sure, as long as you agree to two conditions of mine.”
    “What conditions?”
    “Either you pamper me or I pamper you, the duration is ten thousand years…..”