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Yu Jinli* was a koi fish who had cultivated for a thousand years.
    He had taken the shape of a human being, and possesses the ability to predict fortune and change luck.
    He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that…
    «Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…» Yu Jinli said with all seriousness.
    All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head.
    «Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…»
    Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery.
    «Brother, you…»
    Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT
    Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention.
    The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted people. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar.
    Those «shortsighted» people: …
    *Note: The two Chinese characters «Jin Li» in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.