Chapter 481: Are You Collecting Heads?
Tang Chuxia wanted to curse, this was such a nonsense statement.
Su Lan dragged Jin Haidong in, and if she didn’t overthink it, that would be the real illness.
"You seem very familiar with this person!"
Tang Chuxia shook her head, "We’ve only met once, not very familiar!"
Su Lan said with a hint of regret, "Oh, not familiar, huh? I thought you had a good relationship with him! After all, you do have some connection."
This crazy woman.
Tang Chuxia looked at Jin Haidong’s closed eyes, feeling very helpless.
This guy had completely passed out.
It seemed that her body was special; she didn’t pass out directly, but just felt weak all over.
Su Lan didn’t intend to explain any further to Tang Chuxia; she left the man there and went out again.
Tang Chuxia tried to wake Jin Haidong up, but it was no use, no matter how she called to him.
This guy was also pitiable.
Earlier, Tang Wanqiu and the others had plotted against him, and he nearly lost his life; now he had been captured again.
Who knew if old man Jin would collapse?
Tang Chuxia hadn’t finished lamenting when Su Lan dragged in another person; this time, Tang Chuxia was somewhat puzzled; she had never seen this person before.
But Su Lan seemed to think Tang Chuxia knew him, "This young master of the Lu Family, you should know him too, right? You have some connection with him!"
Tang Chuxia, with a head full of question marks, said, "Sister Su, although I’d like to say I know him, I really haven’t seen him before!"
Lu Family’s young master?
Could it be Lu Qiming?
A name flashed through Tang Chuxia’s mind.
Sure enough, Su Lan confirmed her guess.
"You’ve never met Lu Qiming? How is that possible? You are supposed to be of the same generation!"
Tang Chuxia: ...
Knowing each other just because we’re of the same generation?
There are tens of thousands born on the same day as her in the country; does she have to know them all?
Does Su Lan have a problem with her brain?
However, Su Lan didn’t seem to need an answer from Tang Chuxia; she went out again.
Tang Chuxia was too lazy to alert the two people on the ground; at least she had a couch to lie on compared to them.
One doesn’t know the extent of misfortune until it happens.
Fortunately, it wasn’t long before Su Lan came back in, dragging another person with her.
Compared to the two on the ground, Tang Chuxia was all too familiar with the person being dragged in.
It was none other than Yang Yingjie.
The key point being that Yang Yingjie was not unconscious like a lump of mud but was awake just like Tang Chuxia.
Yang Yingjie looked at Tang Chuxia sprawled on the couch and then at the two guys beside him; ignoring Su Lan, he asked Tang Chuxia, "What’s going on?"
Tang Chuxia, as pale-faced as a ghost, still didn’t forget to tease him, "Would you believe me if I said I don’t know any more than you do?"
Yang Yingjie made an "oh" sound: "Believe!"
What was there not to believe? They were all being handled by others like fish on a chopping board.
Su Lan, looking tender and weak, managed to bring the four of them here overnight, which was a skill in itself; what was more fatal was that to Su Lan, they seemed like little chicks.
Completely negligible.
Yang Yingjie wasn’t a fool; he naturally saw the gap and didn’t make a fuss.
Su Lan didn’t seem to fear their communication and even kindly reminded them, "No need to whisper, the floor is more than ten meters above us; they can’t hear you up there!"
Tang Chuxia: ... I can’t help but want to curse!
Yang Yingjie: ... It wouldn’t hurt to dishonor her ancestors a bit!
The two of them were utterly speechless, not even bothering to deal with Su Lan.
In front of them, Su Lan started beating the two who were like mud on the floor, absolutely using brute force to awaken them.
Lu Qiming was the first to come to, he glanced around in a daze, panic-stricken, about to scream, but then he saw a long needle appear before his face.
"You can scream, but I’m afraid if my hand trembles, I’ll accidentally stab it right into your eye!"
Su Lan held a long needle in her hand, threateningly positioning it in front of Lu Qiming’s eye, scaring him so much that he dared not blink, afraid his eyelid would touch the needle.
The scream that nearly escaped was naturally swallowed back down.
Su Lan patted his cheek: "Such a good boy, Sister likes obedient children!"
Lu Qiming felt like crying, his body out of control, he’d probably wet his pants by now if he could.
After waking up Lu Qiming, Su Lan pointed at Tang Chuxia and Yang Yingjie: "If you’re bored, you can chat with these two, after all, you’re about the same age!"
Tang Chuxia rolled her eyes, the only act of defiance she could manage.
Finally, it was Yang Yingjie who greeted Lu Qiming: "Hello, young master Lu!"
Lu Qiming really was about to pee his pants.
One looked like a female ghost with a pale face, the other like a little demon with a smile that made one’s heart race.
As for Su Lan, she continued to whip Jin Haidong beside her, seemingly determined to wake him up no matter what.
Tang Chuxia even worried for Jin Haidong’s face.
At this rate, are you not afraid you’ll beat his face to a pulp?
"Sister Su, just give him a quick end, all this whipping is really ruining the view!"
Tang Chuxia kindly suggested, and Su Lan actually nodded in agreement: "Then I’ll just stick to using the needle instead!"
Su Lan took out the same long needle, ready to plunge it into Jin Haidong’s eye.
"Sister Su, while stabbing an eyeball is thrilling, being flexible is important in life. By a quick end, I meant you should pierce his philtrum!"
Sticking a needle into an eye would definitely ruin the eye, but piercing the philtrum would at most cause excruciating pain.
Compared to going blind, Tang Chuxia believed Jin Haidong would be grateful to her.
Yang Yingjie and Lu Qiming were somewhat at a loss for words and certainly didn’t think the suggestion was very good, even less so did they understand how Tang Chuxia in such a situation could still care about what Su Lan was doing.
Weren’t they supposed to cry out in fear?
That’s the normal reaction for girls in danger, right?
But the Tang Chuxia before them, with a face not much better than a female ghost’s, still had the presence of mind to make suggestions to Su Lan.
Truly not human.
No wonder they say she’s a monstrously strong creature.
If a monster can be outwitted by Su Lan, what then is Su Lan?
By now, Lu Qiming and Yang Yingjie had completely revised their image of Tang Chuxia.
Su Lan clicked her tongue: "Really a bother, but since Xiaxia, my little treasure, suggests so, I might as well take the advice!"
Tang Chuxia’s face stiffened, when did the nickname ’little treasure’ start sending chills down her spine?
Yang Yingjie also echoed: "Little treasure?"
Tang Chuxia immediately stopped him: "Yang Yingjie, don’t call me that, it makes me want to throw up! I can’t move, if I vomit, you’re the one who suffers!"
Yang Yingjie: ...
No need to disgust him that much.
Luckily, Tang Chuxia didn’t vomit, but Jin Haidong was doomed.
The needle pierced his philtrum, and the pain it caused was hard to articulate, considering the one who suggested it, Tang Chuxia herself, had never experienced it.
But judging from Jin Haidong’s scream as he jumped up, one could guess it was agonizing.
Must hurt a lot!!