Chapter 2337 - The Butcher
Su Yi could tell at a glance that the River Child wanted to cling to him, so he didn’t hesitate to kick him off his leg without the slightest politeness.
Thud!
The River Child’s butt slammed to the ground, but he didn’t care in the slightest. He just scratched his head and smiled foolishly. “What a wondrous kick! You used just the right amount of force, and it was crisp and direct. It was just enough to knock me to the ground without hurting me in the slightest. Truly wondrous!”
Wan Zitian didn’t know what to say to that. “...”
Su Yi rubbed his forehead. When a strange, terrifying character like the River Child acted shamelessly, it was the biggest headache of all.
“Hold tight to that umbrella and leave immediately!” Su Yi gestured to the black umbrella. “So long as you don’t cause trouble, you’ll have no need to fear divine punishment.”
That was the Umbrella of Tribulations, one of the Nine Mysteries of Chaos. It could obscure the mysteries of the heavens and hide the River Child’s aura completely.
The River Child was frantic. He said pitifully, “Fellow Daoist Su, no, Your Excellency Su, no, Grandpa Su! I beg you, let me come with you! I promise to do whatever you say, no matter what!”
He knew that someone of his disposition was sure to get into trouble, and if he ran into a real opponent, the Umbrella of Tribulations wouldn’t be enough to hide him.
Staying by Su Yi’s side was the safest, most reliable approach.
“I know nothing of the outside world. I’m just a pitiful child leaving home for the first time. What if I run into evil people? I’ll be finished!” said the River Child, weeping and dribbling snot. He looked as pathetic as could be.
But Wan Zitian struggled to hold in laughter. What bad person could possibly hurt you?