Chapter 86: CH 86
A decided to inform his ninja on what the boy was doing there, seeing as how he had somewhat established some sort of relationship with them, "Uzumaki was attacked last night by one of our ninja in his hotel room. Instead of attempting to deal with the man himself he avoided international incident and came directly to me. I have ordered the man be executed, and Uzumaki has asked to perform the service."
Karui gave Naruto a somewhat appalled look, "You volunteered to perform an execution?"
Naruto shrugged, "It was either kill him last night and get into some village relation nightmare scandal, or kill him today. No one tries to assassinate Naruto Uzumaki for personal reasons and lives. If it was a mission I'd still be pissed off about it, but I would have understood, you've gotta do what you've gotta do. This guy was simply related to the guy that tried to kidnap the Hyuuga Heiress a bunch of years ago, had a gripe against Konoha ever since, and decided to try and put down their jinchuuriki to cripple our strength. Personal revenge against me is fine, you just better make sure that you finish me off when you try it or else you'll have hell to pay."
Karui looked at the boy that had just broken into an entire explanation over her question, "Did you know that you are extremely mentally unbalanced? What kind of kid just up and opts to execute people like that?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow, "In the last year alone I've met a kid who's entire life mission is to kill his older brother who killed his entire clan when he was no older than we are now, a kid that had suppressed aggression issues that he took out on his younger female cousin, a kid that randomly crushed people with sand and called the demon inside of him 'mother', and a kid that walks around outdoors in broad daylight in green spandex, a bowl-cut haircut, and routinely shouts at the top of his lungs about youth while hugging and crying a man that looks like his father only with bigger eyebrows." Naruto put a small smile on his face, "Compared to most of the people I've met I'd say that I'm not that bad at all. If you'd met me six months ago, then you would say that I'm fucking strange, stranger than now so yeah... don't talk to me about weird or unbalanced, little miss 'my sensei routinely breaks into rhyme for no reason whatsoever'." Naruto finished while winking at the girl and clicking his tongue at her.
Karui blushed at way that Naruto had just addressed her while Samui eye twitched faintly at her side. Naruto turned to face A with a smile on his face, "So where's my late night unwanted visitor? I hope you guys didn't break him too badly over the night because I need him fully receptive to pain for what I have planned for him."
A was curious at what exactly a small boy could come up with to kill a prisoner in a public display, "What exactly do you have planned as far as the execution itself goes?" Naruto walked over and whispered his idea in A's ear. A pulled away from him, "What kind of kid comes up with that kind of thing?"
Naruto again shrugged, "All I need is something to hide my identity while I do it, because I don't need people from your village hating me for killing one of its ninja, even if it was warranted." Naruto looked around the office blankly, "You wouldn't happen to have a cloak or something that could cover my appearance would you?"
A made a face and noticed the team that was standing in his office, "Alright, if you kids want a mission I have one for you. Go get Uzumaki here something to cover his identity with before the execution in a bit."
Naruto stood gaping at A. Naruto wasn't dumb, he was well aware of the majority of things that went on around him and by listening to the 'mission' that had just been assigned to a team with two women he had come to a conclusion that he confirmed when he looked over at Team Samui's lone male member looking downtrodden, 'Did he just fucking give them free reign to play dress up with me?'