Chapter 25: CH 25
The walls of the hot springs separating the men's and women's sides were blown down randomly during the day, much to one side's delight and the other's chagrin.
The academy had their targets' bullseyes packed to the brim with mass amounts of kunai and shuriken stuck to them. Inside each classroom had the definition of stealth written on each chalkboard and each student's seat had a handwritten and copied pamphlet on how to develop true sneaking skills. No teacher at the school's desk was free of nasty trappage, ranging from silly string, to stink bombs, to paint and glitter mini-cannons, with the exception of one Iruka Umino who had a sealed, steaming bowl of ramen within his, chopsticks helpfully included.
Day 3: At 5 p.m. in the evening the jounin lounge had been riddled with pranks. At the lounge the common area refrigerator was filled with urine samples swiped from the hospital, replacing all of the things that had been stored within. Starch was injected into the couch cushions making them hard, lumpy and uncomfortable. A space heater had been hidden in all four corners of the room, eventually making the room stiflingly hot, and unfortunately for all who were within at the time, the tops of the ceiling fan blades had been coated in itching powder.
Day 4: Apparently the prankster had a wild hair up his ass on this day because he was getting ballsy enough to make attempts on the clans of the village.
The Inuzuka Clan kennels were a miserable place to be, as the prankster had swiped a vial of pheromones from the vet's office and let it go within the kennels of the ninken. The poor, poor genin squads that were hired that day to walk the dogs were subjected to a sight better left to a twisted nature documentary of some sort. Entire teams were mentally scarred from the scenes.
The Aburame Clan was heckled repeatedly for hours by their kikaichu repeatedly reacting to a 'delicious' source of chakra being flared on their grounds in different areas randomly and blatantly. When they arrived on the scene to check it out they couldn't even find the faintest of signatures. The final massive flare-up however, scared the shit out of them, being something reminiscent of the night the Kyuubi attacked twelve years ago.
The Nara Clan's deer had all been removed from their grounds and spread out all over Konoha. Now while the deer were just as easy-going as the clansmen and wouldn't move too far from where they were placed, it was still 'damn troublesome' for the ones sent out to retrieve them.
The Hyuuga clan grounds ended up having flash-bomb traps set up over random areas of mass traffic. Doorways, hallways, the waiting room outside of the clan head's office, all of them and more. Every Hyuuga ended up being 'flashed' at least once during the day. Those that thought that activating their Byakugan while roaming the halls to find the bombs before they went off would be a good idea not only failed miserably, they ended up getting it worse that way.
The most unnecessary and shining example of overkill that could be provided took place at the Uchiha Clan main building where one Sasuke Uchiha resided.
From the second his foot hit the floor that day he instantly tripped a wire that activated a mass of smoke-bombs that filled the house room-by-room. As he went to brush his teeth he ended up heaving in the toilet due to the fact that his toothpaste had been switched with a tube of raw ground beef.
All of Sasuke's shirts had an iron-on emblem of a heart on the front of them, even the undershirts. Seeing this he scoffed and decided since he was staying at home that day to train he didn't need a shirt. As he walked into the kitchen he was blasted with a hidden glitter cannon (Glitter is mutha-f'er so you just have to imagine this). When he opened his refrigerator door cologne was dumped on him from above.