Chapter 185: Of Sleep And Man-eaters
When Derek had invited Emily along last minute, he had thought that she would just be there as a shield between him and a particularly handsy diplomat’s daughter. But it turned out to be more than that.
She was more than just a shield, she was a life saver.
Sure enough, the first person that they ran into when they got to the party was none other than Penelope Bonham herself.
Too thin for her height, nothing but big hair, big boobs, way too much makeup, and a very loud and shrill voice.
The moment that Penny realized that it was Derek. She let out a screech so loud, Derek was sure even the dead would complain.
"Der-bear!, you came!" He wanted to just go back out and not come in again. But he forced himself to stay where he was.
The moment that Penelope moved in closer. Her hands raised, Emily was suddenly there. Rather than Penelope’s clawed hands making contact with Derek. The woman found herself shaking Emily’s hand. "Hello, I’m Emily. Lovely to meet you," She said, her pleasant voice at odds with her sharp smile.
She then proceeded to take the next several minutes to block whatever attack that Penelope tried to launch. She tried pouting. Emily stared like she did not see her. She tried swooning. Emily called a waiter over to bring them some water. She tried crying. Emily produced some tissue from her purse and gave it to the girl.
It was rather entertaining to watch.