Chapter 559: Overjoyed to the Point of Foolishness
As soon as Qin Jian entered, he caught sight of two hands that were just about to clasp together. He coughed lightly and cast an amused glance at Tian Niu.
"Staff Officer! Sister-in-law! What brings you two over here?"
Seeing Tian Niu’s surprised expression, Gu Shuangshuang could not help but despise him, "Didn’t you think that without the Staff Officer bringing me, I wouldn’t have been able to enter your camp’s gates on my own?"
"Right, right, right!" Tian Niu scratched his head and chuckled foolishly, "How could I have forgotten that! Stupid! Stupid!"
"I suppose you were just too happy and lost your head?" Qin Jian teased him, smiling.
"Heh heh!" Tian Niu laughed, "Yeah, guess so. I never imagined I’d one day find such a fine wife! Beautiful and cultured too! Just as well I stubbornly refused the marriage match my family wanted to introduce. Otherwise, my mom really wanted me to marry fat Cuihua."
"Why is that?" Gu Shuangshuang asked him, smiling, "I’ve heard that everyone in the village wants to find a plump wife. They say a plump wife brings wealth to the family! That she’s bound to be blessed! Why didn’t you appreciate your mom’s kind intentions?"
"You haven’t seen her. Cuihua is so plump, with a butt as big as a grinding plate!" Tian Niu exclaimed exaggeratedly.