Chapter 58 - 57: Quantum Universal Teleportation: A Slime for Flexibility
[This is going to be a funny Chapter, i will be changing the names of characters and novel titles because of copyright infridgement.
Also i have adjusted the Chapter release to 2 Chapters per day. Happy Reading.]
"Oh, for crying out loud."
The words echoed through the empty dimension, perhaps the first truly un-cosmic complaint Elias Vance had uttered in centuries. His voice, now resonating with the subtle hum of a neutron star, still carried that familiar dry sarcasm. He tried to raise his arm to scratch his nose, and the movement was stiff, robotic, like a newly assembled action figure. His neutronium bones, while incredibly powerful and dense, had turned him into a walking, talking, super-heavy statue. He could crush galaxies, yes, but he couldn’t exactly do a graceful bow, let alone anything requiring genuine fluidity.
This wouldn’t do. Not at all.
Elias frowned, a complex holographic display of human biomechanics appearing before him. He could generate immense force, warp space by merely flexing a finger (if his finger would flex), and withstand impacts that would shatter galaxies. But a simple pivot at the hip? A casual shrug? Forget about it. His joints felt like cosmic concrete.
"I need flexibility," he muttered to himself, running simulations of various elastic cosmic materials. Nothing worked. Anything that could provide the required resilience at his new density would either shatter from the internal pressure or simply be too stiff. He needed something truly unique, something that defied conventional material science, even his version of it.
His mind, a supercomputer capable of sifting through millennia of data in nanoseconds, began to churn. He accessed the vast, almost forgotten archives of his previous life—Earth’s fictional narratives. He’d read countless stories, not for entertainment, but for data patterns, conceptual anomalies, and the sheer audacity of human imagination. And then, a memory surfaced, a particular category of fictional beings: slimes. Absurdly flexible, seemingly indestructible, capable of incredible feats.
"Right," Elias mused, a spark of inspiration. "Slimes. But not just any slime."
His QDS immediately began sifting through fictional universes, looking for prime examples. His first mental ping landed squarely on a certain "Universe God Slime" from a novel called Infinite Energy in a Post-Paradise. Elias paused. He recalled bits of that story: the slime was always chilling on the main character’s head, and that main character, Noaa Osment, was... well, he was basically absurd.