Chapter 35. The art of Seduction and Survival
SLAP!
I stumbled back, my fingers grazing my stinging chin.
Rose had slapped me. HARD
"What do you think you're doing, human?" she groaned, shooting me a murderous glare.
"I—I'm sorry... I just couldn't resist. You looked so... beautiful."
I lied. Or maybe I didn't. It was the truth hiding another truth. What I couldn't tell her was that I gained Pleasure Points to fuel my magic by interacting with MILFs like her.
"You... you think I'm beautiful?" she asked, her cheeks flushing red.
I suppressed a smirk. "Yes, you're beautiful. The most beautiful in the world."
Spicing things up was my specialty. Here's a lesson for those who can't seduce a woman: look her in the eyes. Don't waver.
And lie.
Tell her she's the best thing you've ever laid eyes on. Then, slowly, approach her. The goal is to at least touch her hands while you keep lying—it increases believability by 19%. And if you can, start caressing her palm.
