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ㄴYou bastard

ㄴYou fucking asshole

ㄴI’m watching it in 30 minutes

ㄴThen why’d you check the forum?

ㄴThis one’s on you 😂

[Ji vs. Lee Debate Settled 🔥🔥🔥]

ㄴI’m never clicking any post ever again, no matter what the title is

[Chrollo vs. Hisoka, proof that the troupe intervened]

[Why I seriously don’t get people crying during Clannad]

[Is Evangelion actually a masterpiece?]

[(NSFW) What a healthy upper chest looks like in the morning]

[(NSFW) Lower chest that hits just right at night]

The community was flooded with clickbait titles.

But clicking a normal-looking post didn’t mean you were safe either—

[I think I look kinda hot today 🤔]

ㄴWhat does being good-looking have to do with dropping spoilers

ㄴAh ffs 🤬

Nope, no use. Like a virus spread far and wide, Murciélago spoilers were everywhere—and not being everywhere at the same time.

And people started to realize something:

"...There’s only spoilers—nobody’s actually talking about the movie."

"It must be that good, right? That’s why this is happening?"

Why are spoilers being spread so widely?

Subconsciously, It’s because the movie’s really good. Everyone assumes people are going to watch it no matter what.

If a movie’s boring, Spoil it all you want—no one cares because no one’s watching.

But if it’s guaranteed to be good?

Spoilers are inevitable.

Murciélago was riding a wave of explosive popularity. And naturally, when a film goes viral, the content comes flooding in.

YouTubers moved fast.

『(No spoilers!) Top 3 Behind-the-Scenes of Murciélago!』

『How the new Batman differs from classic Batman』

『Why Murciélago is a masterpiece』

『20 Hidden TMI Facts about Murciélago!』

『Hidden clues? Let’s dive into Murciélago’s details』

Film YouTubers dropped content like they’d been waiting for this moment.

“It’s a bit early, but I just can’t hold it in—today we’re doing a Murciélago review with some spoilers.”

ㄴYou’re doing it now??

ㄴI’m watching it today. Do it tomorrow.

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ㄴHave some manners

“Sorry, can’t help it—seriously, this movie was so good I had to react to it.”

ㄴHow many spoilers are we talking about though?

ㄴIf it’s too much, I’m out

“No no! Nothing major... just talking about what’s already in the trailer. It’s just too cool!”

ㄴAlright, that’s fair

ㄴYeah yeah go off

“Go off? I’m going off 🔊😆”

[👤 ㅇㅇ donated ₩10,000]

Shut your trap and spill it lol

“Yes sir! Let’s get into it, folks! The best part of Murciélago is...”

Even livestreamers jumped on the reaction content train.

If you weren’t talking about Murciélago now, you were missing out.

For those who survive off public interest, that truth was etched into their brains.

And so, they went all-in with everything they had.

Even major broadcast YouTube channels took a different angle.

『Let’s look at Murciélago’s childhood roots! Kim Donghu’s early roles in High Dream!』

『Could this kid playing piano be Batman one day?』

『Meet the assassin Kim Donghu...enemy of swordsman Baek Dong-su!』

『Why is Batman strong? Because he trained with a swordsman as a kid』

They dug into old dramas to boost Kim Donghu-related content.

Variety shows did the same—uploading clips with max effort.

ㄴCan’t believe I’m watching his acting from when he was 15

ㄴThey even remastered the footage lol

ㄴNetworks are delivering his cringe phase right to us

ㄴThey’re demons chasing clicks

ㄴBut damn, the kid could act

As Murciélago-related content exploded in all directions—

[Murciélago’s Tomato Index... broke records even for a premiere 🍅📈]

ㄴMurciélago is dominating the global box office. Total beast.

ㄴEvery other movie released around it? Sit the hell down unless you’ve got a death wish.

ㄴYou think you can top Murciélago? 😂

[But those lines? So badass.]

ㄴIt’s non-lethal rounds, which is kinda sad, but he can’t kill, so...

ㄴThat portable suit? Gave me Iron Man 2 vibes. Loved it.

ㄴThis is truly an MZ-generation Batman

[Could’ve gone even darker, tbh. Felt a little too bright.]

ㄴYou think it could break into all-time Hollywood box office stats?

ㄴWell Tarzan already did, and this is bigger than that

ㄴIf this one crushes Tarzan, it’s automatic

[Director Cristo’s official statement 📝]

ㄴ👏👏👏

ㄴ👏👏👏

ㄴ🔥🔥

ㄴIs this the power of a K-actor??

ㄴDamn, this shit is legendary 😂

ㄴKim Donghu, no doubt

ㄴNo ‘K-Batman’ label—he is Batman. That’s badass

ㄴDude’s ranking just skyrocketed

As time passed, the reactions only got more intense.

Naturally.

The number of people watching Murciélago was exploding.

[This could be Oscar material next year 🏆]

ㄴOscars from Korea? Damn

ㄴThis is what award-devils look like

[Wait... should we call Kim Donghu visiting Korea a “foreign tour” now?]

ㄴYou’re not leaving us for good, are you, Donghu?

ㄴIs he heading to the Middle East to build a harem?

ㄴNah these days you just have a kid and pay for custody lol

ㄴElon much?

ㄴSIUUUUUUU ⚽️💥

[Honestly, his career was already the best in Korean film history]

ㄴIt’s officially Kim Donghu’s era

ㄴGreat Donghu

ㄴThe scariest thing? He’s got 20+ years left in him

ㄴDude, even senior actors go 40–50 years. He’s fine

[Murciélago Honest Review]

ㄴBut facts—Kim Donghu’s woman

ㄴWhy does he have so many girls 😂😂😂

ㄴFive’s not even a lot for someone who looks like that

ㄴIf he wanted to, he’d have ten by now

ㄴInternational standards? Three kids already, easily

ㄴWith his specs, he’s overdue for marriage

And just like that, all of South Korea—no, the entire world—was ablaze with Kim Donghu fever.

Time passed quickly toward year’s end. Around October, most big titles were already out of theaters.

Then, in a meeting room, Director Cristo and the production team heard something shocking—

"...How much did it make?"

"2.3 billion dollars."

"...Huh."

The final Murciélago earnings report was in.

It wasn’t exact, just estimates—but even this much made the picture clear. 2.3 billion dollars meant—

"Murciélago just hit #4 all-time at the global box office?"

It was a ridiculous milestone.

This was only the beginning of the franchise. His first Hollywood superhero movie.

And it was already #4?

What happens if they actually keep going with sequels?

Inside Director Cristo’s mind—

Ba-ba-ba-BAK!

“Oh... Ohhh... Whoa!!”

Dopamine rush. 💥💥💥