Plugged In: I got Isekai'd into a Sexbot (Now I Must Save The World)

"They saved the centaur village," Penelo exclaims excitedly, perched beside Pip as her legs swing beneath the table. "Ten, no... twelve! Twelve warriors collapsed in a single night! Pip was a golden blur! A pleasure hurricane!"

Maribelle blinks. "A what?"

The inn's common room is filled with the scent of toasted barley bread, citrus preserves, and fresh honey-thistle tea. Morning sun pours in through the wide windows, catching on Pip's polished frame and Penelo's bouncing ears as the team gathers around a large round table.

Maribelle Blackthorn, resplendent in full combat gear, polished pauldrons, thick leather spellplate, and a red sash that screams 'I could end you politely', sits sipping her tea with the serene poise of a noblewoman and the slow, simmering presence of a battlefield general.

"So," Vuvi says, tearing into a buttered croissant, "we're basically legends now."

Maribelle raises a brow, but says nothing.

"Then we took on Lady Syraleth," Veena adds coolly, flipping through her notebook and tapping numbers with a proud smirk. "Demon Baroness. She turned into a building-sized sex-powered lust-dragon. Pip handled her. Sort of. Then I punched her through a wall."

"And I blew her face off with my trusty Boombuster." Vuvi snickers with a smug smirk.

"We've made so much gold too," Penelo adds after a pause. "Like. So much!"

At the center of it all, Pip gives a modest little chime and shrugs.

Maribelle gently sets her teacup down. "Mm."