Chapter 983 - 146 Old Flower Cat_3
While speaking, Xiao Linshuang actually pushed around the greens that Lao Fan had specially picked out with her chopsticks, humming in distaste.
Eunuch Chang suddenly chimed in from the side, "The young lady is right, in my opinion, this cat is not only gluttonous and mischievous but also disloyal and a bad cat!"
Xiao Linshuang bared her teeth and sneakily glanced under the bed. Just now, her master had said that people become eunuchs to eat from the Imperial kitchen. Now look, they’ve started talking about him, ah, how the tables have turned! But she wondered if her master could swallow his pride.
Under the bed, Lao Fan was eating his pig hocks with grand nonchalance, casually pouting his lips, thinking, talk all you want, however you want, I am definitely not coming out to pay back those sixteen meals! Dead or alive, I’m not going out!
Perhaps Lao Fan was too smug; the sound of him eating the pig hocks was especially loud. Even Zhao Hongyan outside heard the smacking noises and couldn’t help asking, "Girl, your cat eats so loudly! It must be a big cat, right? May I see it?"
"No!"
Xiao Linshuang’s unusual response startled Zhao Hongyan, who blinked and pouted, feeling wronged, "If you don’t want to show it, that’s fine, don’t get angry."
Xiao Linshuang gave a hollow cough and a couple forced laughs, "It’s not that I don’t want you to see it, it’s just, this cat, you see, is old, gluttonous, ugly, and stinky. It’s blind with old age and only cares about eating, can’t even catch a tiny mouse. In short, it does everything a cat shouldn’t do, and nothing it should! Alas, where would such an annoying old tabby be worthy to be seen by someone as noble as the Prince? Wouldn’t that sully Your Highness’s eyes, right?"
Zhao Hongyan nodded repeatedly, agreeing that Xiao Linshuang’s cat seemed unworthy of attention. He casually added, "In that case, why don’t you just get rid of this old tabby? Since it’s old and gluttonous and can’t catch mice, why not replace it with a younger one?"
Without waiting for Xiao Linshuang to speak, Lao Fan from under the bed started to whine in protest, saying, what’s this about replacing, if old then replace? Why don’t you switch out your dad!