Chapter 958 - 139 Is this shit?!_5
Bai Er’s eyes widened in shock, as he glanced from Xia Zheng to Lin Yuan, and suddenly as if he understood something, he clapped his hands and yelled, "No, no, you’re cheating! Just look at this man; he’s clearly your lover. You can’t say that you cooked the dishes, even if you gave him a pile of shit to eat, he would happily claim it’s a delicacy of this world! I’m not convinced! Not convinced! Ow, why are you hitting me? Hmph, even if you hit me, I’m still not convinced, not convinced!"
Xia Zheng tossed aside the chopsticks in his hand and switched to a stool beside him, feeling the chopsticks hadn’t provided enough satisfaction, this time he needed something bigger to do the job.
How dare you suggest I eat shit! I’ll let you taste a beating first!
But it was Lin Yuan who raised her hand to stop him. She was touched a hundred and a thousand times over by Xia Zheng’s unconditional trust and support. However, now was not the time for love and affection; if Bai Er was not convinced, she would make him convinced.
"If you’re not convinced, then try it yourself," Lin Yuan said with a feeble smile, tossing the chopsticks in front of Bai Er.
Looking at those chopsticks, Bai Er’s bluster subsided, and he swallowed hard, "I won’t eat it, I wouldn’t touch such dirty stuff!"
"If my cooking is dirty, then eat your own dishes," she retorted.
Bai Er shook his head even more vigorously than before, "Even less so! Didn’t you see what happened to that old man just now? You want me to eat that and potentially harm myself?"