Chapter 9 - 9: This is the real deal (6)
The Church has been in trouble lately because of Thanksgiving.
The people had seen the Third Prince's behavior at Thanksgiving and had begun to petition the Church.
[The unleavened bread and grain tea are behind the times!]
[The Church should stop discriminating against potatoes immediately!]
The petitions centered around the idea of making Coke and Pringles official "sacraments" of the church, instead of unleavened bread and grain tea.
The Church was receiving hundreds of these petitions a day but it was a difficult subject for the pope.
Grain tea and unleavened bread were a long-standing tradition from the beginning of the Church.
This history and tradition could not be abandoned overnight for the sake of a fad but the volume of petitions was too much to ignore.
"I don't understand why Prince Leon is doing this."
"There must be something against the Church."
It had only been a short time ago that Prince Leon had posted a leak that cola was the product of black magic.