How to Get Girls, Get Rich, and Rule the World (Even If You're Ugly)

Chapter 28: How to be stealthy like a cat



The forest smelled like something alive that had already died a little inside—rotting leaves, brittle branches, and a humid air that clung to your skin like overdue debt. Not that I was complaining.

After nearly getting crushed by a living temple, swallowed by monsters, and manipulated by a goblin who thought he was a king, walking between trees almost felt noble. Peaceful. Almost therapeutic.

Ashveil wasn't far now, and I knew the path by heart.

That was the problem—I knew exactly what was waiting for me there.

And honestly, I wasn't in a rush.

Brelgrik trailed behind me, half-stumbling, half-dancing, like every root was greeting him personally and every rock was reciting poetry. The creature had a remarkable talent for seeming out of place anywhere, even in places he picked himself.

We were walking through the lesser-used part of the trail—the one merchants avoided and even bandits didn't bother to ambush—and I was thinking. Thinking too much.

What was I supposed to do with him?

I couldn't just march into town and drop the goblin at the newspaperman's feet.

"Hey, Marlow! Here's a demented ex-king full of secrets and allergic to sunlight. Should make for a great headline!"

That, or I'd end up arrested for trafficking unregistered magical creatures.

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