Chapter 171: Who’s Worse Off—Lord Yingcheng or the Heir Destined for Nanfeng Pavilion? (2 / 2)
With a sharp slap, Lord Yingcheng clutched his backside. The initial plea of “Your Majesty” in his trembling voice shot up several octaves, reaching the heavens, full of frantic excitement: “Your Majesty! This subject believes Your Majesty’s punishment is entirely appropriate! Let the punishment fit the crime! This subject admits his guilt and willingly accepts the penalty! After court today, I will shed my official robes and return home to fulfill the neglected rites—oh, and I humbly request that Your Majesty appoint a nanny to supervise my progress at the bedside!”
—In certain excessively formal and wealthy households, having someone feed you, wipe you in the bathroom, or even stand watch while you engaged in bedroom activities was perfectly normal and not the least bit awkward. They had grown up with such customs.
The old emperor opened his mouth, speechless.
“I am simply adapting to the circumstances.”
The old emperor closed his eyes.
My innocence…
“Then grant the nanny!” the emperor declared decisively.
Since there was no way to prove his actions were purely situational and not motivated by a peculiar desire to insult his officials, he decided to abandon any pretense of virtue. This was the only way to maximize the benefits!
History would vindicate him!