Chapter 39: Woo! Where is my uncle? (1 / 2)
[“Of course! It’s obvious—whichever side looks more entertaining, that’s the side I’ll root for!”]
[“Spectators have no allegiance!”]
Xu Yanmiao could only lament the absence of sunflower seeds, peanuts, and cola, wishing they could enjoy the chaos more fully.
[It’d be even better if they started fighting!]
[If they do fight, Old Master Quan would be invincible! At his age, who would dare lay a hand on him? He could take out the entire court singlehandedly!]
The ministers: “?!”
They suddenly felt immensely relieved that Quan Yizhang wasn’t holding an official seal and couldn’t hear Xu Yanmiao’s nonsense.
[Wow, they’ve gone from debating The Book of Documents to The Analects! You can tell they aren’t serious debaters. A proper nitpicker would challenge how many times “Confucius said” appears in The Analects. Can’t answer that? Clearly, your scholarship is lacking!]
The New Text School: “…”