Chapter 1: Shocking! Grandson Breaks into His Grandfathers Harem! (1/2)
[Waking up at 3 a.m. to attend court—this garbage emperor has no humanity.]
Xu Yanmiao tucked a steamed bun into his chest, braced against the cold wind, and shuffled into the court hall. Finding a corner, he sat down and began nibbling on the bun while scrolling through the gossip provided by his system.
[The Provincial Investigating Commissioner has been fishing for fifteen days and hasn’t caught a single fish! Hahaha, his fishing skills are beyond terrible!]
[The Minister of War hasn’t bathed, changed clothes, or swapped his socks for seven days. Last night, his wife finally kicked him out of the bedroom. Honestly, it’s a miracle she tolerated it for seven days—if it were me, I couldn’t last a day.]
[Oh, oh, oh, the Minister of Rites…]
“Ahem.”
Xu Yanmiao looked up and stood respectfully. “What can I do for you, Lord Zheng?”
The Minister of Rites, Zheng Peng, stroked his beard with a smile. “Xu Lang, where did you buy that steamed bun? It smells delicious.”
“Oh, this is…”