I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

"Nonsense, which Huaxia person doesn’t know Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?" Xian Qianling shot you an annoyed glance, "Hell is not empty, I swear not to become a Buddha. Only Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva would dare to utter such words."

Nodding, you continued, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has always had a divine beast by his side, called Diting, known as the ’Nine Dissimilarities.’ You’ve heard of that too, right?"

Xian Qianling nodded in agreement, "The part in ’Journey to the West’ about the true and fake Monkey King mentioned it, didn’t it? So many powerful beings couldn’t tell the real from the fake Sun Wukong, but only Diting could distinguish the truth, although it seems Diting dared not speak."

Surprised that Xian Qianling knew about these things, you couldn’t help but laugh, "That mythological novel, what’s true and what’s false, who can say for sure? But there’s one thing one must know, and that’s Diting’s status. In the Underworld, Diting is second only to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, even the Ten Halls of Yama have to treat Diting respectfully when they see it."

"So what? Diting is Diting, what’s that got to do with people eating dog meat?"

Not answering immediately, you slowly said, "So many, so many, so many, so many..."

"Enough already!"

Seeing Xian Qianling raising her fist ready to strike, you quickly said with a grin, "Many years ago, in the ancient times, there was a handsome young master with a white dog, who left home to cultivate. After facing countless dangers and witnessing the myriad states of life, he comprehended the Heavenly Dao, transcended reincarnation, and was no longer bound by the Five Stars, and later, inspired by the Buddha, he ascended to the position of a Bodhisattva."

"This handsome young master is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?"

"Right, you are smart, catch on quick." You nodded.