I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

You racked your brain but couldn’t figure it out, and whispered into the phone, "Is Zhao’er back?"

"No."

"Lele is pregnant with your child?"

"Screw off! My relationship with Lele is pure!"

You scratched your head: "In this world, apart from Lele having your child, what else could make you so excited... huh?"

Suddenly pausing, the volume of your voice, which had been suppressed, unexpectedly rose: "Don’t you fucking tell me it’s my grandma who’s come, eh?"

"Bingo! You guessed right, but it’s too late, your chance for a year’s worth of breakfast has flown away."

Upon hearing this, you didn’t say another word. You immediately picked up a dozen books from the table, swiftly shelved them, and then bolted toward the library’s exit, no longer caring about keeping quiet, you shouted, "Where are you now?"

"At Grandma’s place."

"Damn it! How would I know where your grandma’s place is?" You, having rushed out of the library, got into your car without even taking the time to buckle the seatbelt, slammed the gas pedal, and sped off.