Chapter 3: The Fat Hero and Goblin Slaughter
Chirp. Chirp. Chirp...
That familiar sound echoed in my ears. My eyes blinked open slowly as a ray of sunlight pierced straight into my face like flashlight.
Ugh. My head throbbed, like it had been smacked with a frying pan. Everything was spinning.
I pushed myself up, my arms trembling. The world around me swirled. But slowly, the shapes cleared,trees... birds... bushes. A lot of green. A whole lot of green.
I was in the middle of a jungle.
I tried to remember what happened.
Oh. Right. I got teleported into another world... by some otaku who bought a magical bottle online.
I groaned.
This had to be a nightmare.
But the humidity, the sound of bugs, and the pain in my head said otherwise.
"Bob..." I muttered, glaring up at the treetops. "If you're alive, I swear I'm going to slap you with the nearest coconut I can find."
