Chapter 74: What is Making That Schlurping Sound?!
Finn made his way toward the narrow path, ducking under the low branches—but not low enough for Majestria, who was still riding on his back like a spoiled, leggy backpack.
Smack!
One of the branches clocked her right in the head, nearly knocking her clean off.
"OW! Watch it, you absolute sack of donkey human shit!" she shouted, clutching her forehead like she’d just been hit with a divine frying pan.
In response, Finn calmly loosened his shoulders.
She slipped off his back and hit the ground with a thud.
"I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS, I’LL PULVERIZE YOU INTO GLITTERY DUST!"
"Yeah yeah," Finn mumbled, already walking ahead as she scrambled to her feet.
They passed through the hanging vines and ferns, officially entering the winding forest trail.
"Can there not be one day where you don’t complain?" Finn groaned.
"Can there be one day where you don’t cause me endless suffering?" she snapped back.
He sighed and kept walking, choosing peace over pain today.