Chapter 36: When the Cute One Becomes a Urethra Demon — Now I must protect my Jewels
So they waited.
The magical barrier stretched across the land like a glowing blue Great Wall of China, humming faintly as Beard Man’s head glowed in the altar like some cursed magical power source. The squad stood on the rooftop of the wizard tower, surrounded by clouds, wind, and a whole lot of pent-up awkwardness.
Their mission was nearly over. Then it was back down the cursed stairs, through the horrible tower, and back into the festering nightmare that was Moistvile.
Hopefully, along the way, Finn could find a way to get his fertility back.
Hopefully.
They’d been up there for at least five minutes now—maybe more. Finn wasn’t really keeping track. He was pacing in tight circles like a crack addict outside a vape shop, muttering nonsense, twitching, and getting increasingly antsy.
Chestelle watched him with childlike enthusiasm, eyes sparkling like he was the main act of a circus she never wanted to leave.
Suddenly, Finn stopped mid-pace and snapped toward Arsenio. "How much longer do we have to wait?!"
Chestelle immediately nodded along, turning her gaze to Arsenio with obedient intensity. Like a golden retriever in heat.
Finn noticed.
He absolutely noticed.