Chapter 33: Hentai Logic Has Entered the Chat
Finn panicked.
His brain couldn’t keep up with what had just happened. He’d been told to grope a chest. So he did. And now it was a hot, half-naked monster woman with scales and a tongue kink.
His thoughts spiraled. How would his mom feel? What about everyone back on Earth? Is this a hentai? Is this my life now?
This felt less like an isekai and more like a fever dream written by a lonely, sleep-deprived pervert.
"Well, I’m not entirely sure..." Arsenio said calmly, shrugging like he hadn’t just caused an existential crisis. "I didn’t expect it to turn into a woman. I only know so much."
Finn wanted to sprint across the room and slap him with every ounce of built-up emotional damage. ’Grand Wizard, my ass... you’re supposed to know this world, and you don’t even understand half of it.’ He looked down, jaw clenched, trying to suppress the growing rage.
Then the girl—the monster girl—spoke again.
"C-Can you please touch me again...? It felt really nice... on my scales..." Her voice was soft, almost shy, her golden eyes cast down at the floor like she was embarrassed to be breathing.
Finn’s soul left his body for the third time today.
He blinked down at her, unsure if this was some elaborate prank or just karma finishing the job. "Haha... are you sure you want that?"
She nodded, biting her lip.