Chapter 30: My Goddess Got Eaten by a Box and the Elf Is Jealous
They ran into the room, completely ignoring Arsenio’s warnings, barging straight into the so-called Fun Room.
And what awaited them... they did not expect.
Before the trio lay a dim room bathed in sultry lighting. Velvet-red carpet stretched across the floor. Romantic harp music played softly in the background—badly, as if someone with arthritis was plucking the strings blindfolded.
The place was littered with furniture. Dozens of ornate chests were scattered around the room—and to their horror, some of them visibly shuddered when the group entered. A few even looked like they were vibrating.
"What the hell..." Finn muttered, narrowing his eyes at the twitching chests. "Are they alive...?"
Smack.
Majestria hit him on the head. "Put me down. This room is especially worthy of my feet. Just look at the carpet!"
Finn immediately shoved her legs off his shoulders.
"Not like—!"
She instinctively grabbed for his neck to steady herself, but her full weight only ended up dragging Finn down with her.
Majestria landed hard on her back, and Finn landed with his face directly between her heavenly soft funbags—his lower half nestled between her legs, spread wide like a goddess receiving worship.