Chapter 13: Majestic Wiggles
She tilted her head. "A relationship? Like those things where people date?"
"Yes, those things where people date... and have sexual relations," Finn replied, tired but increasingly curious.
Majestria raised a finger to her chin thoughtfully. "Hmm... let me think..." She paused dramatically. "Nope! I’ve never been in one. I’m above that."
Finn staggered internally. He had assumed someone like her—hot, curvy, divine—had been in dozens. But now... he couldn’t help but feel strangely aroused by her complete innocence.
"Although..." she added thoughtfully, "I did like the God of Wheat once. But he stopped talking to me and started sending wheat sprites instead. Very odd."
Finn placed a reverent hand on her shoulder. ’My goddess... she’s completely innocent and unknowing of love. I must protect her.’
His eyes watered slightly.
"Why are you touching me?" she asked, disturbed. Then she glanced at the form. "Wait—is that a bad thing for this question?!"
"No, no, you’re fine. Just put down ’none,’" Finn reassured her.
"Okay."
Finn’s eyes trailed over to the next section and saw her answer for Libido: 0.
