Chapter 5: I Got Groped by a Slime and Gaslit by a Goddess
"GET IT OFF OF ME!" Finn screamed.
The slime clung to his chest, jiggling back and forth like it was trying to grind its way into an R-rated anime adaptation.
He stumbled toward Majestria, arms flailing. "HELP ME!"
She backed away like he was a biohazard. "NO! DON’T COME NEAR ME WITH THAT THING!"
"THEN GET IT OFF ME!"
"NO! I’LL CATCH SOMETHING!"
Finn looked down—his hoodie was slowly dissolving. The slime oozed something wet and shiny, its body vibrating with... unsettling joy.
His eyes widened in horror. "IT’S—IT’S NUTTING?! WHAT IS THIS—"
A shiver shot down his spine. His knees buckled. "AAAHHHH! OH MY GOD IT’S VIOLATING ME!"
He ran toward her in panic. She screamed.
"STAY BACK! I’M TOO YOUNG TO BE GOOED ON!"