Chapter 25: Stella, Succubus
Kir jumped at the sound of a voice, his wings knocking into the shelf as he turned, disturbing the remaining clothes.
"Who's there?" he called out, raising his hands. "I don't want to hurt anyone, I just needed clothes."
"I'll say. Not many guys can pull off an hourglass but on you it works. Those abs... Heheheh." The voice continued.
Hearing it a second time, Kir noted it was a bit... squeaky? He also noticed that it was coming from above, but there was so much crap dangling from the ceiling he couldn't see anything that looked like it could talk.
"Please show yourself," he said.
"Ooh, he's a polite one," the voice said, before a tiny winged creature fell to the floor, transforming as it did into a voluptuous, curvy woman who was only about one meter tall. She had milky-white skin with freckles and black hair streaked with red. Thankfully when she transformed she was wearing clothes. They did however seem more appropriate for a barmaid than... whatever role she performed in the store.
"You know, most people that try to rob the store don't eat the merchandise. I don't know how you got the key but my boss has a bit of a disintegrate-on-sight policy for thieves so I'm just gonna have to kill ya," she said as a tiny ball of flame gathered on the fingertip she pointed at him. "Sorry sexy."
"No, wait!"
The spell went off... then immediately fizzled into nonexistence as Kir felt himself absorb it inches away from his body.
"Huh. I was pretty sure those clothes didn't have protection spells on them. Oh well. I can still do it manually." She took off at a run. Three steps in she jumped into a flying sidekick - while yawning - strait into Kir's abs.
Kir expected the impact. What he didn't expect was that it didn't hurt at all.