Chapter 19: Angy.
Clutched my chest dramatically and flopped onto my desk
GUYS. GUYS. I KNOW I SAID NO MORE AUTHOR NOTE ChapterS BUT— screamed into my Stitch plushie I NEED TO PROCESS THIS TRAUMA WITH PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND!
WHAT. WAS. THAT. MOVIE?!
Flailed arms wildly, accidentally sending several pencils flying from my messy bun
WHERE WAS THE HEART? WHERE WAS THE SOUL? WHERE WAS THE BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT FOUND FAMILY AND ACCEPTANCE AND "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND OR FORGOTTEN"?!
Grabbed my coffee mug with shaking hands, took a fortifying sip
I sat there in the theater, watching them just... just... MASSACRE my beautiful boy! Do you know what I did after? We went straight home, grabbed Lycoris by his perfectly pressed collar, and announced we’re doing a marathon. ALL OF IT. The original movie, the sequel, Stitch Has a Glitch, Leroy & Stitch, AND the entire series!
Pointed accusingly at the screen
He tried to escape. Said something about "next Chapter" and "proper sleep schedules." HA! There is no escape from this emotional recovery mission!
Paused, suddenly remembering something that made me bounce excitedly in my chair
OH! But I can’t stay mad because YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! clutched chest SEVEN HUNDRED COLLECTIONS! SEVENTY-FIVE THOUSAND VIEWS! SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY POWERSTONES!