Chapter 182: Desecrated Grove
The four heroes continued on their journey, gathering the mythical items that would allow them to seal the cursed sea. The movie didn’t explain things too much, and simply showed a short montage of their adventures. As Sunny watched the extremely simplified version with a complex expression.
’So... I’m practically a god, I have a self-proclaimed rival, and I can charm any woman with a few cheesy words and a stupid smile.’
He mentally nodded.
’Yeah, makes sense... not!’
At this point, Sunny realized that the movie was genuinely just a joke, and wasn’t meant to be taken seriously whatsoever. After all, one of the four protagonists was named H2O, there was practically no plot, the movie was filled with unfunny gags, and character progression was thrown out the window.
The real question was: who thought that they could do this and get away with it?
Sunny was much too petty to let this go unpunished.
Once the four main characters collected the special relics — with the fake Sunny shirtless the whole time — they returned to the Dark City, started a rebellion — that happened off-screen — and started a siege on the Crimson Spire to reach the Gateway — which also happened off-screen.
...It was very anticlimactic. Sunny expected a massive battle, but instead, the four heroes simply rushed towards the end, fighting a heavily-edited sun. For whatever reason, the other three characters collapsed on the ground — at least, Sunny assumed they did. He couldn’t really see H2O, since she was invisible for some reason.
Anyways, the climax was really just the fake Sunny spouting corny lines as he unleashed his super duper ultra move:
"This world has no need for light!"
