Chapter 415 - 399 Flirting
"You think I’m stupid or something? Even if you let me, I definitely wouldn’t actually have eight or ten kids," Lu Yun said with eyes wide open, successfully sidetracked by Shitou’s smooth talking.
"How could that be? Joking about having ten or eight kids can’t be taken seriously. We just need to have one more, how about giving birth to another little princess as beautiful and adorable as you?" Shitou said, his face full of longing.
"It’s great to have a daughter, but who can guarantee that the next one will definitely be a girl? What if it’s another stinky boy?" Lu Yun was very conflicted. One stinky boy was already a handful, mainly because he was too naughty. Having another would only make her feel more miserable.
"There’s still me, right? Didn’t we agree that you would handle daughters and I would take care of sons? Rarity makes something precious, doesn’t it? When there’s only one child, the naughty one will think they’re a panda, acting unrestrained because no one can control them, but when you have two or more, it’s a totally different story."
Shitou promised, thumping his chest confidently, "Just wait and see, you’ll just need to wait for them to come to you for affection. You’ll be pleased to pat whichever head you want, pinch whichever cheek you want. I guarantee they’ll behave and won’t resist, and who knows, if you pinch one’s cheek less, the other might even get jealous..."
Lu Yun blinked, getting lost in the wonderful vision Shitou painted, and almost drooled.
However, she quickly snapped back to reality, the more she thought about it, the more something felt off, and she glared at Shitou indignantly, "Why do you describe me as if I’m some weird auntie who specializes in bullying kids?"
"Wife, you’re overthinking it, I was just making a comparison," he said.