Awakening the Divine Spark

"Come, bitches! Let’s see which one of you, cocksuckers, will make it!" It was hard to imagine how Lee could’ve insulted an accomplished cultivator more, but he needed time to think. Arguing or throwing insults at each other was the perfect waste of time. Unexpectedly, turns out he was overreacting.

"Chill, Blackbird!" The elemental lord snickered, seeing Lee’s reaction, "Who do you think hired you to kill Thorne Evergale? Don’t you want the other half of the payment?"

"If you want pull that shit with me like you did with those useless fucks, I’ll gauge your damned eye out, you bastard!" Lee hissed back, pointing his sword at the bodies on the ground and making a short stabbing motion towards the elemental lord’s face.

According to the intelligence he had on the person he was supposed to play, he had to be as rude as possible, and even more vicious. A deadly assassin, but not known to many by name. But the elemental lord had recognized him – Lee was playing the role of the one who had delivered the deadly stab to the former sect master’s heart.

"I never knew Blackbird was a woman." One of the guys said, standing next to the elemental lord.

"I’ll cut off your dick and turn you into one!" Lee hissed, and began to slowly retreat.

Indeed, his task was to play a young woman, but currently he wasn’t worried about that. For some reason the three were standing around for too long. As escapees they had to run for their lives, so something wasn’t right.

"Don’t piss her off." The elemental lord said, "Blackbird, it’s your choice. We don’t need you, but if you don’t come there’s no way to pay you, you know."

"Fuck!" Lee pretended to struggle for a moment, and then said, "Fine! But watch it, shorty! I’m on the edge!"

"We all are!" The elemental lord said, and turned to the boats, "This is the stupidest jail-break plan I’ve ever heard of. I can’t believe he became an elemental lord. How can one comprehend a single elemental law being such a moron?"