Chapter 30 This is a Super Big Boss! Full of Prestige!_1
Above the high skies, two supreme beings were furiously brawling. Among them, a Sky-reaching Forest Giant stood tall. The giant tree was shrouded in a sacred and magnanimous green glow, casting patches of light on the mysterious man’s head, which seemed to soften his anger and make his face more amiable. Then, the Sky-reaching Forest Giant manipulated countless branches to whip at the man, attempting to kill him with a single, devastating blow.
WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!
Several heavy lashes landed on the mysterious man simultaneously, instantly splattering blood everywhere and staining the sky red.
"Is that all?" the mysterious man sneered. He had taken the Sky-reaching Forest Giant’s whipping and, though covered in blood, had only suffered superficial wounds, remaining otherwise unharmed. What an arrogant fellow!
The Sky-reaching Forest Giant was getting rather irritated. Without another word, it swung its branches for another whip-cracking attack!
This time, the mysterious man did not try to tank the blows. He performed a "space-walk," executing all sorts of slippery dodges. Each time, he ingeniously avoided the Sky-reaching Forest Giant’s lashes, handling the entire situation with ease. The only downside was that his evasive maneuvers were truly unsightly, as he buzzed around like a fly the whole time, which somewhat detracted from his cool image.
"Old Shu, it’s my turn!"
As soon as he spoke, the mysterious man suddenly burst into dazzling light, special effects cranked to the maximum. Like a massive sun, he executed several teleporting jumps, instantly appearing beside the Sky-reaching Forest Giant. Then, he took a deep breath and roared at the giant tree’s canopy:
"Your mom’s grocery shopping must always get ’Super Double’!"
"Your grandpa, when playing chess, must always get unsolicited advice from elementary schoolers!"
"When you play Fight the Landlord, if you have a 3-4-5-6, you must always be missing the 7!"