Chapter 85 - 085 Big Pet System
"Scared now?" Lin Bai asked, holding the Little Fox, thoroughly amused. "If you fart again, the lightning that strikes you will be this big and this thick! A single bolt on your head, and there won’t even be dust left of you."
The Little Fox peeked at Lin Bai, shivering.
"So, you’d better keep your little backside under control. The moment you let out even a whiff of that stench, I’ll hit you with Palm Thunder—a Thousand Years of Pain right to your little fox butt, obliterate it!" Lin Bai reached out to tug the tail tucked between the Little Fox’s legs. When it didn’t budge, he chuckled. "That’s right, just like that. Your master, I, am a peerless expert. You’re not losing out by being my pet. When I concoct Pill Medicines later, you’ll be the first to try them."
Hearing the words "Pill Medicine," the Little Fox trembled even more violently.
Stroking the fox’s fluffy head a few times, Lin Bai savored the silky sensation and smiled. "It’s only because you’re cute, little one. Otherwise, for that fart alone, you’d already be a neck warmer."
He flicked its swollen belly and chuckled. "Don’t be afraid; it’ll pass soon. Let this be a lesson to you: never randomly eat things people give you, no matter how fragrant. You’re lucky you ran into a kind soul like me..."
"Other people pet cats; I pet foxes. And such an adorable white fox at that! It’s a pity I can’t post this on my social feed, or you’d all die of envy..."
"Legend says those who see a Nine-tailed Fox can become emperors. Too bad you only have one tail."
"Let me give you a name! I’m Lin Bai, and you’re so white, how about Xiao Bai? What do you think?!"
"Xiao Bai, the aroma of the Belly Filling Pill can actually be used to lure beasts. I wonder if it works on Monsters? They say Monsters exist in this world, but I haven’t seen a single one yet! You grew up in the mountain forests; you must have seen some, right?"
"When I become more powerful, I’ll take you with me to vanquish demons and slay devils. I might even find you a demonic cultivation manual to practice. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a Monster too..."
"No, wait. I can’t let you become a Monster. I still need to whisper sweet nothings to you, right? If you really turned into a Monster, I’d have to eliminate you! Because you’d know too much... Hahaha..."