Chapter 896 - 895: Serenity
But honestly, Ju Tianfu is after all the representative pushed forward by the Heterodox Academy, backed by an entire think tank proficient in mysterious studies and sociology,
The artificial deity path they have taken is theoretically quite reliable,
Ju Tianfu blocking the mutated starfish tentacles at the end of the door battle, relying on a massive supply of divine power, is the best proof.
I just wonder how Ju Tianfu is doing now...
Li Ang set up his temporary Brain Worm body so that once it leaves the spiritual energy control range of the Brain Worm, if it doesn't receive spiritual energy control within 3 seconds, it will spontaneously melt and disintegrate,
meaning, estimated that when Ju Tianfu returns to the real world, he might only have his head left.
With the medical level of the Special Affairs Bureau and Heterodox Academy, they should be able to save his life... I guess.
Li Ang shook his head, casting aside the cluttered thoughts.
A day of classes quickly ended, and upon returning home, Li Ang saw a large black and white wreath placed against the wall of the slightly open bedroom, with Chaichai lying flat on the bed in front of the wreath, hands on the belly and eyes closed, seemingly sleeping.
"What are you doing? Putting a wreath in the bedroom."
Li Ang closed the door, entered the bedroom, and casually placed the backpack on the table.
"I'm taking a nap."
Chaichai remained in a lying position, opened his eyes, and solemnly said, "I found that placing a wreath at the head of the bed, imagining myself as a corpse, helps me sleep more peacefully."
"Seems nice, quite Underworld-like."
Li Ang thought for a moment and praised Chaichai; why hadn't he thought of this earlier? If he'd thought of it sooner, when he was poor in the past, he wouldn't have needed to turn on the air conditioner in the summer.
"Hehe."
Praised Chaichai giggled, calling out towards outside the bedroom, "Turkey, come do the homework."
Immediately, a monster composed of several arms emerged from the bathroom, wearing an apron and holding a broom, mop, and dustpan.
It was the Brain Worm Double Blade Turkey.
After Li Ang ended the door battle and returned to the real world,
Double Blade Turkey wasn't sent back to the breeding box or the Brain Worm nest under the Pacific trench,
but stayed in the real world to prevent Li Ang from again getting involved in script tasks or regular tasks where disguises were needed.
As the Lady Saint, Chaichai simply pushed all the housework onto Double Blade Turkey with the reason "Lady Saint and loving Father have decided that you will contribute to the great plan of flesh and the Lord of the Swamp."
Previously, Chaichai would occasionally do some housework, wash dishes, clothes, and clean,
sometimes even wearing an apron to cook, asking Li Ang after work, "Do you want to eat first, bathe first, or clear the toilet first?"
But since the Brain Worm appeared, Chaichai stopped doing any house chores and completely regressed into a non-producing couch potato.
[Contributing to the great undertaking of the Brain Worm nest is Double Blade Turkey's honor.]
This is Chaichai's shameless argument, seemingly also the real thoughts of Double Blade Turkey and a bunch of Brain Worms.
"Following your command."
The arm-monster-shaped Double Blade Turkey put down the broom, respectfully took out the homework from the backpack, and with eyes at the tips of the arms gleaming,
looked at the creator's skewed handwriting on the homework, suppressing inner excitement, and started mimicking Li Ang's handwriting to do the homework.
Double Blade Turkey's body material matches Li Ang's normal condition,
with handwriting, fingerprints, and skin flakes perfectly matching Li Ang, a perfect substitute for doing homework.
"After finishing the homework, cook as well, four dishes and one soup, then clean the dust behind the bookshelf."
Chaichai looked at the Double Blade Turkey writing swiftly, nodded with satisfaction, and casually instructed while lying on the bed like mud, picking up the tablet and browsing b station, showing the carefree and indulgent demeanor of a couch potato.
Li Ang shook his head helplessly, "Browse less on b station, read more useful books, will you? Didn't you say you want to read through books on theology, psychology, sociology?"
"I've read them all, today I also practiced 'Jidou Yanchi of Nine Underworld', very exhausting okay."
Chaichai pouted, "I just don't want to be illiterate,
there are many different perspectives and knowledge in the world, I can feast on b station. From the first ray of sunlight waking me up, I can live a fulfilling day. Those who painstakingly go to high school and college spend money for school-based test-oriented education, while I can absorb nutrition ranging from global cuisine to international political and economic dynamics from b station, with anime host providing spiritual sustenance, already marking a significant difference in quality and taste cultivation.
And look."
Chaichai turned the tablet screen towards Li Ang, showing a virtual host clad in anime character skin singing a song, with the live chat full of dense comments impossible to keep up with.
"Look," Chaichai put on a profound expression, "what do you see?"
"Just the vtb, so what?"
"You see the vtb, but I see a bigger opportunity."
Chaichai squinted, with deep thought, "Today I browsed the forum and carefully studied mysterious studies texts,
for a demigod to ascend to become an official deity, it's probably necessary to work on the scale of followers.
The hatching rate of Brain Worm has an upper limit,
and to ensure perfect control of the Brain Worm nest, the total number of Brain Worm followers need to be kept within your range of Sanity Value, Spiritual Energy, and Divine Power,
further constraining the total number of Brain Worm followers.
Maybe we can also imitate the ideas of the Heterodox Academy, create some cheap faith from shallow followers,
not seeking the development of devout followers, just collecting temporary divine power for use when necessary.
For example, assuming an identity as a virtual host that doesn't need to show their face..."
"Virtual host?"
Li Ang was surprised, "Didn't we discuss before? There's a risk of identity exposure, not very feasible."
"That was before, back then you hadn't become a demigod yet."
Chaichai rubbed his hands, "I've thought it through; we can anonymously buy hacker programs, create fake identities, bypass the verification of live platforms, use face-recognition or anime skin software,
letting Brain Worm be virtual hosts in various fields.
Gaming, singing, dancing, being cute, and more...
Using some method, like setting meme patterns in the live room that are unrecognizable to both human eyes and machines, transferring the Power of Faith collected by Brain Worms to the Lord of Flesh and Swamp, thus opening new groups of followers."
"Hmm?"
Li Ang thought for a while, "Ju Tianfu was able to collect a lot of Power of Faith mainly because he showed up in person.
Using memes to transfer the Power of Faith, not to mention feasibility, the loss along the way might be significant..."
He paused and glanced at the disappointed look on Chaichai's face, smiled, "Alright, alright, worth a try."
"Yay!"
Chaichai clenched a fist and turned to look at Double Blade Turkey who was doing homework, "Turkey, turn around."
"Huh?"
The arm-monster-shaped Brain Worm, holding a pen, turned around.
Chaichai instructed, "Turn into a cute anime girl for me."
