Chapter 77: Datura
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Ao Yong, or rather Xu Tuoan, clapped his hands appreciatively. "You’re really impressive. Can you tell me what work you do in real life?"
"I’ve had many jobs," Li Ang said in a melancholic tone. "When I was young, I wanted to become an environmental protector. I deliberately didn’t flush the toilet for a month to save water, but unfortunately, I was criticized by everyone.
"Later, I became an internet live broadcaster, intending to give one hundred yuan in cash-filled red envelopes to twenty lucky viewers every day, but sadly, no one subscribed to my channel.
"After that, I managed to get some money together to start a pesticide factory. But even I wouldn’t dare to drink the pesticides we produced, so naturally, no customers wanted to buy them.
"Heartbroken, I planned to go abroad and become a mercenary. To train my bulletproof abilities, I shot myself with small-caliber bullets every day and ended up covered in injuries and illnesses.
"Now, I’ve become an inventor, focusing on improving common objects in everyday life.
"For example, overturning a normal chair that seats only one person so that it can seat four people at once, though the perineal area might be somewhat painful.
"I believe as long as I persist, I will become a very successful, great inventor."