Rebirth: Pampered by the Lord

On that side, Xuexue was sitting entirely on the Empress Dowager’s corpse, taking off the gold and silver jewelry from her, busy and delightedly engaged, with a light sheen of sweat across her smooth forehead. Despite this, her absolutely beautiful little face always carried a slight smile, like a little money-grubber.

Xiao Jiu was flying back and forth in the tomb, having found a hemp bag from who knows where, throwing it next to Xuexue: "Master, Master, here’s a bag for treasures, we’re gonna hit it big, when we get out you gotta buy me some meat to eat!"

"Sure!"

Xiao Jiu was really thoughtful, knowing that the space can’t be exposed to everyone, found her a hemp bag, just right for packing treasures. Xuexue had just tossed quite a bit of gold and silver jewelry into the space when the Weirdo and the Elder weren’t paying attention, fearing holding them would be too cumbersome.

At this time, the Weirdo hopped over, watching Xuexue almost completely remove the gold and silver treasures from the Empress Dowager, and asked: "So, girl, are you satisfied with this trip?"

Xuexue wiped the sweat off her forehead with her arm: "Hmm, not bad."

The Elder whispered, "Of course you’re fine. My Master and I are busy in vain tonight, now we can only whip the corpses to vent."

Xiao Jiu flapped its wings overhead, happily chirping: "We’re rich, we’re rich, gonna have meat to eat when we get out."

Everything in the coffin was treasures, including the Empress Dowager’s pillow, rumored to be of immense value.

Ever since Xuexue ate the Ginseng Fruit, her ears were particularly sharp, hearing the Elder’s muttering clearly, she picked up the pillow and tossed it to him: "Gonna give it to you!"

The Elder instinctively caught the flying pillow, his expression somewhat unnatural. He knew in his heart, the muttering just now was heard by the Princess Consort of War Prince, otherwise, she wouldn’t reward him a pillow for no reason.

The Weirdo glared at him and turned to Xuexue with a smile: "Girl, why reward him with such a precious thing? It’s such a waste."

Xuexue replied casually: "A dead person’s pillow, I don’t want it, also don’t want it buried underground wasted."

The Empress Dowager had been dead for so many days, rationally speaking, her body should’ve started to stink, yet her complexion was still rosy, so much like she was sleeping. If it weren’t for the touch of her cold and stiff body, she’d be mistaken for a living person!

Xuexue was curious, pinching her cheeks with both hands, pressing hard, and a small round bead slipped out of her mouth.

"What’s this?"

Xuexue wrapped her hands with a handkerchief, picking it up to examine. This bead was very small, entirely bright, somewhat like a Luminous Pearl, but not as big as one.

The Weirdo recognized it at a glance, saying: "This is a Luminous Pearl the Royal Family uses to prevent corpse decay. Not only is there one in the mouth, but there’s another in the anus, it can keep the body from rotting. Girl, do you want Master to take the one from the anus for you?"

Anus? Cough cough...!

Xuexue almost choked to death; the one from the anus can surely be left alone, so smelly, although the Luminous Pearl is of immense value, carrying the one from the anus in the hand would be revolting.

Xuexue glanced at the Elder, wasn’t he always complaining about the trip being in vain tonight? Thus, she said seriously: "No need, as the saying goes, ’Eating alone doesn’t make you fat.’ I can’t bear letting you run in vain, you can have the Luminous Pearl from the anus."

The Elder, in an instant, was speechless, standing still, not uttering a word.

The Weirdo glared at him again, saying: "Weren’t you just complaining about a wasted trip? Now, when the Princess Consort of War Prince is generous enough to give you the Luminous Pearl, you’re unwilling?"

The Elder quickly said: "No... No!"