Chapter 15: I want to poop
"Boy, is this the way you came from? There is nothing here," Eric shouted, and soon some rocks hovered up and came close to his face. Aric trembled on his knees, and though he couldn’t see the mage’s reaction, he could feel the smirk and superiority emanating from him.
If it were a modern society, Aric would have loved to give him a piece of his mind, but he couldn’t. He just stood there in fear, slowly growing courage because he could tell that Eric was greedy and he needed to know where his clothes came from.
"I swear... I may have been lost, but I have a general sense of direction to my home. It’s not far... I am just... I am just..." Aric pleaded.
"I am just what?" Eric shouted, wanting to know.
"I... I want to poop," Aric replied.
"What?" Eric asked in confusion, as if the word ’poop’ didn’t register well with him.
"Uh... Yes... You know... I want to shit," Aric said. There was a small pause before he heard the loudest shout from this man, enough to scare away some birds that were quite happily chirping on the high trees nearby. Aric looked embarrassed, but he slowly turned around and looked at Eric.
"Then shit in your pants and stay away from me," Eric shouted back, showing no care.
"I can do that, but will you like it if you smell shit all the way up to the village?" Aric said. This made Eric pause again, as he seemed to be calculating.