Chapter 56: Crap
Somewhere deep into the Snow Wolf Dungeon, dawn broke. Three moons and a single sun were all visible in the sky.
A small fire burned in a makeshift camp. The camp was neatly separated into two equal halves.
On one end, was a beautiful ghost mesmerizing to the eyes created blocks of gray ice in neat piles without resting. Only the sound of hundreds of blocks freezing proved the scene was real.
It should be noted that the if a regular human walked into this half of the camp, they would die of hypothermia in under a minute.
On the other was a black golem who stood at the center of hundreds of black serpents. The snakes devoured an entire field full of wolf corpses. It was a chilling scene, but the ones here grew numb to the spectacle.
Considering that they saw it multiple times over the course of multiple days, it quickly lost its shock value.
Though the ghost and the golem were together. Neither spoke to the other. An awkward air lingered between them. But both knew how conscious one was of the other. On more than one occasion, they would find the other gazing at them with affectionate eyes.
But still, the two didn’t reach out to the other. They just waited. Only one being freely walked between the two areas. She was standing between the two areas ranting out loud.
"Oh, for goodness’ sake, watching you two act like sexually frustrated shellfish is less interesting than paint drying. How hard is it to say, ’Oh, Hi! Remember what I said a few days ago? I meant that sexually! Let’s make babies! NOW!’"
At her words both the ghost and the golem flinched. They immediately stole glances at each other—then at Fluffy.
"Can’t you just stop it with the sex jokes, you over-indulgent libido-addicted pervert?! I will freeze your mouth shut!"