Chapter 1: Dying to get laid? Peak strategy, apparently.
I died a virgin.
This might not matter much to others. Besides, I was the one who held onto my virginity until the end, and I never had anyone to take it, not even a hot neighbor, cousin, or a stepsister with peculiar tastes. I’ll confess, I never had charm with women.
You know the worst part? I died because of a drunk who pushed me onto the subway tracks on my way home from work. I saw the bald, middle-aged bastard, stinking of piss and grinning while he grabbed some chick’s ass, and damn, I’m the one whose face got smashed.
Man, if it weren’t for the situation right now, I’d be cursing God and half the divinities out there... the situation? Oh, banging someone in a random brothel in the middle of the Imperial City.
This blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman, beautiful as an angel pulled from a Renaissance painting, is lying on the bed right before my eyes with her legs spread wide open. I’ve never seen her in my life, but I still feel a warmth circulating through my groin and enveloping my best friend.
In other words... yeah, I had to die to lose my V-card.
"Harder, Darius!"
Wow, this really is my moment, even if my name isn’t Darius... Wait, what is the Imperial City?
Before I could properly process what was going on in my head, I felt her arms wrap around my neck, pulling me into her breasts. As the incarnate beast I’d just become after more than 20 years of suffering, I seized this chance in the best way possible: I dove in without mercy..
Her moans mixed with the pungent smell of our bodily fluids, throwing me into nothing short of Nirvana. Each thrust redefined my reasons for living, sending delicious shivers through my little head and up my torso, only to reach my brain like a crazy dopamine wave.
I want to do this forever!
Our mating ritual continued for who knows how long, but when I finished, the poor woman was, for lack of a better term, wrecked. I took a deep breath, sitting on the edge of the bed with my best friend tired, but victorious for the first time.