Adult

Copywriter:
    On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.
    WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!
    XN : Neither am I.
    WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.
    XN : Ok.
    So…
    Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence.
    WRS : No we just fell accidentally…
    Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.
    WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh…
    Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!
    WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!!
    Finally,
    XN : Senior
    WRS : Yeah?
    XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.
    WRS : … Just what I was thinking.