Chapter 1146: Chaos With Chickens Flying and Dogs Jumping 7
Lu Jiang was carrying the bossy Xiaosi around the house when he froze at the words, "I thought you’d save that name for Xiaosan. Xiaosan is so well-behaved; aside from the necessities of eating and using the toilet, he’s never given us a moment’s worry."
Although most of his energy was focused on Xiaowo, he still had a heart full of love for Xiaosan and Xiaosi.
Feng Qingxue looked at the son lying quietly beside her, eyes filled with concern and love, "An old leader is the head of a nation, radiant and illuminating the earth, the most blessed and noble person in the world. I hope the name given by the old leader will bless Xiaowo with a safe and long life of a hundred years."
"Sure!" Lu Jiang agreed without hesitation, "Let’s also give Xiaowo a nickname, something lowly to make him easier to raise; the worse the name, the better."
Xibao cut in, "I’m Xibao, my sister is Fubao, should we call my brother Xiaobao, is that good?"
"You have three younger brothers, though? Should they all be called Xiaobao?" Hearing her eldest son’s childish words, Feng Qingxue’s anxiety eased slightly, and she couldn’t help but reveal a faint smile, "It would be hard to tell three Xiaobaos apart!"
Fubao, who was lying on the edge of the bed looking at his brother, suddenly said, "How about calling him Dogbao?"
"You mean like ’Cow’s Yellow’ and ’Dogbao’? That’s really vulgar!" Feng Qingxue’s first reaction was just that. If they really did name Xiaowo Dogbao, he would definitely hate his only sister when he grew up.
"I actually think Dogbao is quite nice," Lu Jiang remarked.
Feng Qingxue gave him a look, "What kind of father are you, insisting on a lowly name?"
Lu Jiang responded innocently, "Throughout history, many famous people had lowly names. Listen, Duke Cheng of Jin was called Black Buttocks, Empress Lü was called Partridge – it means wild chicken, Emperor Wu of Han was called Zhi, which is why many people call him Emperor Liu Wild Pig. You like painting, you should know the nickname of Gu Kaizhi, right? I remember it’s Tiger Head; Tao Yuanming was called Creek Dog; Zhao Kuangyin was called Fragrance Child; Bao Zheng was called Three Blacks; Wang Anshi was called Badger..."