Chapter 584 - 0584 Collective Wedding 10_1
Everyone felt extremely sympathetic towards Lu Jiang for being treated this way by his son.
As Feng Qingxue received the meal Lu Jiang brought, she helplessly explained to Guo Xiuying, "Either he’s upset because his dad used my pillow and wouldn’t let him use it, or it’s because his dad took his gun."
Anyway, it can’t be because he pooped while sitting on his dad’s face.
The little guy is really smart. Isn’t it because the commander who is his superior officer gives him spoils?
The commander heard this and laughed heartily, patting Xibao’s back, "Good boy, you’ve got guts. You’re so young and dare to hit your dad. Won’t your father whip you when you get home?"
"He’ll spank me!" Xibao pointed at Lu Jiang.
Lu Jiang grimaced, "Lu Xibao, when have I ever spanked you? You pooped on my face and I didn’t even hit you!"
As soon as these words slipped out of his mouth, he knew he had spoken unwisely. But it was too late to take them back.
As expected, everyone with sharp ears immediately started asking questions, and Guo Xiuying even grabbed Feng Qingxue’s hand.
"Did Xibao poop on Lu Jiang’s face and smear it all over?" Ye Zhengjun asked with interest.
Feng Qingxue quickly said, "No, no, Xibao just woke up, he was wearing a diaper!" Actually, she was also confused. Xibao, wearing split-crotch pants, could squat and poop on the ground by the time he was over a year old. Wetting the bed did happen occasionally, but pooping on the bed was a first today.