Chapter 381: Sannin
'What should I do?' This sentence kept looping in Jiraiya's mind.
The pain from his buttocks or his disciple's anticipation— which one should he prioritize?
Jiraiya imagined the consequences of telling Tsunade the real reason for not going.
In Jiraiya's mind, a small drama unfolded —
"Hahaha, are you trying to make me die from laughing and then take all of my fortune for yourself? Peeping at the women's bath and ends up bleeding on your ass because of some kid?" Tsunade mercilessly mocked.
"Have you eaten? If not, have a taste of my fist." Immediately after, Tsunade's fist smashed into Jiraiya's abdomen.
"Doing such things as soon as you come back, should I say it's typical of you?"
Thinking of Tsunade's terrifying strength, Jiraiya instantly snapped from his daydream.
Then he decisively replied, "It's nothing, let's go to the Hokage Building together."
He absolutely couldn't let Tsunade know the truth, or he would surely be laughed at and then beaten to death.
Tsunade knew Jiraiya too well. Even though Jiraiya was her good friend, she wouldn't hold back if she got upset. He'd be lying in bed for weeks to recover from her monstrous power.